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IF YOU NEED AN EDITOR, PLEASE READ THIS. ALSO, MESSAGE ME. I WANT TO HELP.
Do you know how many notifications I get per day? Just from following two groups? The answer is, usually, around a hundred and thirty. Probably twenty to thirty of these are journal entries, and about fifty to sixty of them feature characters that I don't care about, so that brings it down to about fifty. Fifty stories a day. Want to know how many I actually read? One, if that. Why?
Grammar, my friends, is everything to me. I used to be a Grammar Nazi, until I realized that (much like in the case of religion), no problem was ever fixed by shouting to someone that they would burn in hell for their mistakes. So instead, I sit quietly at home and judge you. If you used "you're" when you meant to use the possessive "your"? Judging you. Forgot what a comma is supposed to do? Judging you. Misspelled every third word? Really judging you.
Most of you (note that I said most) are native English speakers. Most of you are between the ages of thirteen and sixteen. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THIS BAD AT A LANGUAGE YOU'VE KNOWN FOR OVER A DECADE. There are only two excuses, which are as follows:
1) Is English not your native language? Well, hats off to you, my friend. You're almost certainly better at my language than I am at yours. However, I still die a little inside every time you forget to capitalize a proper noun, so please talk to me. I would be happy to help you.
2) Are you dyslexic? So is an old friend of mine, but she still took the time to learn to write and spell. If she wasn't sure of something, she asked me, and I never bitched. (Though I still tease her about the time that she spelled "friend" three different (and incorrect) ways.)
I never post in the comments of poorly-edited stories, because the instant I see that a rough draft has made it to the 'publishing' stage, I turn tail and run. I know for a fact that a lot of other potential readers do, as well. This sort of thing is like garlic to vampires, like krypotonite to Superman, like a spray bottle to a cat. Please find an editor, and I promise that you will gain at least one new reader.
If you want me to be your editor, then please note me. I will most likely respond within eight hours, and I can finish editing nearly anything in under twenty-four. If I run into an unexpected issue, I will contact you to let you know and give you an estimate on how long my internet access will be crippled. I will not hate or judge you if you ask for help. Quite the opposite: I will love you forever if you are a big enough person to admit that you suck at grammar.
Sorry if this comes off as a bit preachy, but there's really no other way for me to address this topic. It is, quite easily, my biggest pet peeve. It offends me more than almost anything else. I worked hard to become eloquent in this language, but no one else has. My vocabulary is going to waste, and all the hard work put in centuries ago to create the language we have today no longer matters if you don't learn how to speak it.
Do you know how many notifications I get per day? Just from following two groups? The answer is, usually, around a hundred and thirty. Probably twenty to thirty of these are journal entries, and about fifty to sixty of them feature characters that I don't care about, so that brings it down to about fifty. Fifty stories a day. Want to know how many I actually read? One, if that. Why?
Grammar, my friends, is everything to me. I used to be a Grammar Nazi, until I realized that (much like in the case of religion), no problem was ever fixed by shouting to someone that they would burn in hell for their mistakes. So instead, I sit quietly at home and judge you. If you used "you're" when you meant to use the possessive "your"? Judging you. Forgot what a comma is supposed to do? Judging you. Misspelled every third word? Really judging you.
Most of you (note that I said most) are native English speakers. Most of you are between the ages of thirteen and sixteen. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THIS BAD AT A LANGUAGE YOU'VE KNOWN FOR OVER A DECADE. There are only two excuses, which are as follows:
1) Is English not your native language? Well, hats off to you, my friend. You're almost certainly better at my language than I am at yours. However, I still die a little inside every time you forget to capitalize a proper noun, so please talk to me. I would be happy to help you.
2) Are you dyslexic? So is an old friend of mine, but she still took the time to learn to write and spell. If she wasn't sure of something, she asked me, and I never bitched. (Though I still tease her about the time that she spelled "friend" three different (and incorrect) ways.)
I never post in the comments of poorly-edited stories, because the instant I see that a rough draft has made it to the 'publishing' stage, I turn tail and run. I know for a fact that a lot of other potential readers do, as well. This sort of thing is like garlic to vampires, like krypotonite to Superman, like a spray bottle to a cat. Please find an editor, and I promise that you will gain at least one new reader.
If you want me to be your editor, then please note me. I will most likely respond within eight hours, and I can finish editing nearly anything in under twenty-four. If I run into an unexpected issue, I will contact you to let you know and give you an estimate on how long my internet access will be crippled. I will not hate or judge you if you ask for help. Quite the opposite: I will love you forever if you are a big enough person to admit that you suck at grammar.
Sorry if this comes off as a bit preachy, but there's really no other way for me to address this topic. It is, quite easily, my biggest pet peeve. It offends me more than almost anything else. I worked hard to become eloquent in this language, but no one else has. My vocabulary is going to waste, and all the hard work put in centuries ago to create the language we have today no longer matters if you don't learn how to speak it.
WD # 15 - One Time, At Band Camp...
PSYCHE! I promise I'll tell a band camp story sooner or later, but right now, it's actually an update on my personal life. Do you really need to know this? Nope. But I'mma tell you anyway, because I feel the need to explain myself.
For those of you who were never in high school marching band, I'll make this simple: It's hard as a pornography cinematographer's cock. (Crude, yes, but effective.) I wake up at five-thirty on Mondays, (MONDAYS) have an hour to myself on Tuesday afternoons, get home at eight PM on Thursdays, and basically have no Fridays or Saturdays. I'm actually eating dinner as I type this, since it's a Tuesday and I need to le
WD # 14 - Hackers and Junk Mail
You've probably seen at least ONE journal entry about a hacker who enjoys getting people banned by posting rude comments using their profile. I'm not saying that it's not true, but... Well, honestly. The format and tone used by the journal entries that I've read so far are all the same: protect yourself, if I'm rude then it's not me, pass it on.
Really, guys? That sounds exactly like the junk mail that my grandmother sends to my (unused) email account.
Obviously you should be wary of hackers at all times, anyway, but they aren't really news unless they do something big, like take out the Papa John's site or something. (Just off the top of m
Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It...
Hey, look! A journal entry that's actually relevant! And not an add for a roleplaying group!
I'll just cut to the chase, because I know that no one here wants to trudge through a massive wall of text when my request is so simple: music. Tell me your favorite songs. Tell me songs that inspire you. Comfort you. Infuriate you. Something that will help me write.
It's been forever since I finished something that I started, and I've been too stressed out lately to think. I need to write something, but I have no ideas. If you help me with this, I will be forever in your debt.
~Tatsuya
WD #15 - [Insert Title Here]
I'm really sorry to the 18 or so of you who follow me. I swear to God that I'll write something, but I don't know what or when. I've been super busy with all the crap that I have to catch up on, and writing has taken a temporary backseat. Tell you what: if you give me some music to inspire me, maybe I can think of something else. Anything goes. Just... music, please.
Or, if you don't care enough to read my journals, you can just unfollow me. You'll still get any stories that I write, since I'll post them in both the CountryxReader and the Readertalia groups. I won't be offended in the slightest if you decided to go.
That is all.
~Tatsuya
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I'm not a Grammar Nazi, messing with siblings notwithstanding because that's for enjoyment purposes XD, but I agree with everything you said and it annoys me to no end when they act all offended and mean over me politely telling them a simple thing like "saddling a horse bareback" is incorrect. I can't count how many times I've had to stop reading because the glaring mistakes jarringly interrupt the story's flow.
Sadly I suck at correct comma placement but I try my best on putting them in the more obvious of places.
Sadly I suck at correct comma placement but I try my best on putting them in the more obvious of places.